Almost Perfect Rectangle Bloopers: A Guide to the Most Imperfect Imperfections

Bloopers by Shape: The Most Notorious Imperfections in the Land of Rectangles

Warning: The following bloopers have been carefully crafted to make you question the very fabric of reality. Proceed with caution (and a healthy dose of existential dread).

The Great Wobbly Waffle Bloopers

The Wobbly Waffle Bloopers are a classic example of the imperfections that plague our otherwise perfect world. These wobbly, wavy, and altogether wretched bloopers have been known to cause spontaneous combustion, existential crises, and a strong desire to eat a whole pizza by yourself.

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The Slightly-Off-Center-Of-Gravity Bloopers

These bloopers have been known to cause vertebrae strain, neck strain, and spontaneous bouts of disco dancing. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Read the Slightly-Off-Center-Of-Gravity Bloopers' manifesto

The Bloopers That Are Not Actually Rectangles At All (But Let's Be Real, Who Cares?')

Acknowledge the absurdity of the situation and move on. Or don't. We won't judge you.

Visit the Bloopers That Are Not Actually Rectangles At All (But Let's Be Real, Who Cares?')