Unnecessary Code Bloat - The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

In a world where simplicity is a virtue and minimalism is the goal, we proudly present to you... the most convoluted, the most verbose, the most utterly superfluous code base you'll ever see.

Here are some examples of our finest work:

Code Overengineering: because who needs to fix bugs, really?
Comment Overload: because every line needs 10 comments
Unnecessary Variables: for that extra layer of confusion