Incompetent Investors - We're like a fine wine, but not really

At Bloopers Inc., we're all about throwing money at bad ideas and hoping for the best. Our team of expert (ahem) investors are here to share their... unique vision for the future.
Meet our investors

Our Current Projects:

Project 1: A toaster that only works when you stare at it really hard
Project 2: A robot that does the same thing as a Roomba, but with more flashing lights
And many more! (Or not)

What our investors say about us:

"We're not sure what we're doing, but we're doing it!" - John D. Mumble
"I just threw money at it and hoped for the best!" - Jane Q. Public
"It's like throwing spaghetti at the wall, but with more lawyers!" - Bob S. McLawyerface

Get in touch with our team of incompetent professionals! (Note: This page was generated in response to the request for /BrilliantBloopers/FeaturedBloopers/BloopingBlunders/IncompetentInvestors. It is a parody of a corporate website, with an absurd and humorous take on what an "incompetent investor" would be like.)