Welcome to the Blooping Toaster 3000, the toaster that's out of this world! This toaster is not just any toaster, it's a toaster that's been to the moon (but not literally, that's just a joke).
With its advanced Bloop Technology, this toaster can toast bread to the perfect level of crunchiness, every time. And with its built-in Blooping Toaster App, you can control it from your phone, because who needs human interaction, really?
Features include: