A group of highly-caffeinated, technologically-enhanced, and slightly-irritated aliens, known as the "Galactic Gnomes", have descended upon our planet in a fleet of disco-ball-shaped UFOs.
We have reason to believe that their intentions are peaceful, but their music taste is questionable. Please do not attempt to engage in conversation with the Galactic Gnomes, as they are known to break out in spontaneous renditions of "Stayin' Alive" whenever they're not busy plotting our demise.
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<p>Galactic Gnome Invasion Unit 42 reporting for duty.</p>
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<code>System update: Galactic Gnomes now on a 24-hour disco playlist loop.</code>
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