Welcome to the Black Hole Bandit's Cosmic Catastrophe, where we're making a mess of the entire galaxy!
We're not just any ordinary bandits, no, we're Black Hole Bandits! We've got a penchant for destruction, mayhem, and the occasional sing-along to the tune of "Space Oddity".
Our leader, Captain Blackbeard McSphaggs, has a plan to suck all the stars out of the galaxy and replace them with glow-in-the-dark neon signs. Because, why not?
But wait, there's more! Our trusty sidekick, Professor Peculiar, has discovered a way to make black holes into giant pinatas filled with cosmic candy. It's a real game-changer, folks!
Want to learn more about our dastardly plans?