Latest Heist
Those dastardly Black Hole Bandits have struck again! They've snatched the Cosmic Cacophony, a rare and valuable object capable of creating sonic booms in the vacuum of space.
The object, which was last seen orbiting the planet Zorgon-6, is now in the possession of the notorious Black Hole Bandits.
Details of the heist are sketchy, but sources close to the bandits confirm that they used an advanced tractor beam to pull the object into their ship, which was disguised as a giant space rock.
The Galactic Union of Law Enforcement is offering a reward for information leading to the recovery of the Cosmic Cacophony.
Anyone with information should contact their local space authorities immediately.