Warning: Do not attempt to use this space elevator for actual space travel. It's been stuck on repeat for the past few decades. The safety features are... questionable.
Repeating the phrase "We're almost there, we're almost there" on a loop, this space elevator has become a beacon of existential dread for the surrounding galaxies.
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Visit our sister site: Space Elevator 6: The One That Actually Works (Just kidding, that one blew up on launch)