Disaster Crew Manual

Welcome, new recruits! The Disaster Crew is the best team for any emergency situation. Here's your manual:

Chapter 1: Emergency Procedures

Don't panic! Just follow these simple steps:

• Calmly exit the area, unless it's your house. In that case, run like the wind.
• Call 911. No, wait, call the Disaster Crew hotline: 1-800-DISASTER.
• Cover yourself in silly string to protect against flying debris.

Continue to Section 2: Advanced Debris Protection Or skip ahead to Section 3: Disaster Disposition