Q: How do I not break my cat?

A: You don't. You just let them break you. It's their job. What to Get for Your Cat

Q: Can I use my cat as a human shield in a fight?

A: Only if you've been training them properly. Otherwise, they'll just sit there and look cute, and your enemies will be confused. How to Train Your Cat for Combat

Q: Is it true that cats are secretly plotting to take over the world?

A: Not that we know of. But they do make a mean cup of tea. Feline Global Domination