1. The "I'm Not Lazy" Bloop
Where our hero, Doombroth 2, was seen lounging on the couch for 17 hours straight, refusing to do even the slightest bit of work.
2. The "I'm Not Hungry" Bloop
Where Doombroth 2 was spotted eating an entire pizza by himself in one sitting, and then denying it.
3. The "I'm Not Late" Bloop
Where Doombroth 2 showed up late to the most important meeting of the year, because "traffic was terrible."
4. The "I'm Not Bored" Bloop
Where Doombroth 2 was caught watching cat videos for 12 hours straight, and still claimed he was "learning something new."
5. The "I'm Not Dead" Bloop
Where Doombroth 2 was seen walking into a wall, and still claimed he "was just trying out for a new sport."
6. The "I'm Not Stupid" Bloop
Where Doombroth 2 was caught using a toaster as a hammer, and then claimed it was "just a new form of art."
7. The "I'm Not Bothered" Bloop
Where Doombroth 2 was seen ignoring his phone for 5 days straight, claiming it was "just a test to see if he really needed it."
8. The "I'm Not Late Again" Bloop
Where Doombroth 2 showed up late to his own birthday party, claiming it was "just a surprise."
9. The "I'm Not Apathy" Bloop
Where Doombroth 2 was caught watching paint dry for 3 days straight, claiming it was "fascinating."
10. The "I'm Not Done" Bloop
Where Doombroth 2 was seen building a sandcastle, and then immediately destroying it, claiming it was "just research."