Here at Forecast Bloopers, we're not just predicting the weather, we're predicting the impending doom of our entire planet due to landslides. It's like, 50/50 chance of destruction, every day.
Our team of expert meteorologists (okay, we just looked it up on Google) has identified several key factors that contribute to the likelihood of landslides in your area:
- Unstable ground: Because who needs a stable foundation, anyway?
- Excessive moisture: Like, just water everywhere, man.
- Unpredictable weather: Like, it's not like it's going to get better or anything.
Don't worry, though! Our Landslides Forecast will keep you up-to-date on the latest and greatest in geological catastrophes. And if you act now, you can even get our exclusive Early Warning Landslides feature, because you can never be too prepared!