FORECAST BLOOPERS: EARTHQUAKES OF DOOM

Our team of expert meteorologists (and a guy with a Magic 8-Ball) has detected a high probability of Earthquakes of Doom for today.

Weather Conditions: 100% chance of catastrophic doom.

Wind Speed: 300 km/h (that's like, a lot)

Temperature: Absolute zero, with a high of -50°C (that's cold, man)

Humidity: Damp, with a 100% chance of precipitation (it's gonna rainประก

Forecast: Our team of experts (okay, just one guy with a Magic 8-Ball) is 99% certain that the Earth will be destroyed by a giant asteroid in the next 5 minutes.

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