Earthquake Prevention: Because Adulting is Hard

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you find yourself constantly worried about the impending doom of the 4.5 magnitude earthquake that's gonna ruin your Tuesday morning coffee date?

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Step 1: Get a Slightly-Respectable Emergency Kit

Grab some non-perishable food items, a water bottle, and a few granola bars. You know, for when the apocalypse hits.

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Step 2: Learn Basic First Aid

It's not just about patching up your favorite sweater. You should know how to treat a wound, perform a makeshift tourniquet, and say 'I'm fine' when you're actually dying inside.

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Step 3: Find a Good Spot to Huddle

Don't end up like that guy who hid under the bed with 17 cats. Find a sturdy table or something.

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Tips for the Survivalists

Remember, it's always better to be prepared. Unless you're a vampire, in which case, you're probably already prepared.