Earthquake Prevention Tactics

Tactic 1: Run like the wind!

Don't just stand there, get moving! A brisk pace is key to avoiding those pesky earthquake-induced injuries.

Tactic 2: Duck, duck, JUMP!

It's not just about the landing, folks! A well-timed jump can save your life. Literally.

Tactic 3: Hold on to your hat!

Don't be a hero, be a hat-wearing, wall-holding, earthquake-surviving hero! Your hat will thank you.

Tactic 4: Find the nearest bro

When in doubt, just follow the bros. They'll know what to do. Probably.

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