When things get sticky, you need a plan. And when the world is about to implode, you need the Bloopers Escape Plan. Step 1: Panic is not the right move. Step 2: Call Mom is a close second. But let's be real, Step 3: Abandon all hope is probably the best course of action.
Step 1: Panic
- Stare blankly at the ceiling.
- Wonder why nobody told you that the apocalypse was coming.
- Make a list of all the things you'll miss about the world.
- Scream at inanimate objects.
Step 2: Call Mom
- Call mom, but only if you have a good reason.
- Be prepared for her to tell you that you're being dramatic.
- Listen to her tell you to "get your life together."
Step 3: Abandon all hope
- Leave the world behind, and find a nice cave to live out the rest of your days.
- Start a garden, or learn to cook, or something.
- Realize that you'll never see your friends again, and that's okay.