You've finally reached the pinnacle of failure. Congratulations! You have been deemed unfit for society and are hereby sent to the most secure, maximum-security, totally-not-a-ghastly-pit-of-despair prison in the land: "Jailville"!
Don't worry, it's not as bad as it looks. The accommodations are... interesting. And the warden's cat, Bloopers, is very nice.
Learn more about the sordid conditions of your new home.