Earth Escapades
Our latest planet to join the free fall club is Earth!
Features:
- No More Taxes!
- No More Sane People!
- A Higher Chance of Spontaneous Combustion!
Side Effects:
- Uncontrollable Flatulence
- Increased Risk of Anarchy and Chaos
- Unrelenting Sense of Doom
Side effects may vary. Don't say we didn't warn you.