Are you tired of just floating through life? Do you yearn for a sense of control and agency in the midst of a chaotic universe? Look no further than the ancient art of Gravity Blooping!
Learn to walk, run, and jump without bumping into anything. It's harder than it sounds, we swear.
Next: Basic Blooping ExercisesOnce you've mastered the basics, it's time to break free from the constraints of gravity. Learn to defy the laws of physics and send objects flying through the air with reckless abandon.
Next: Advanced Blooping TechniquesNow that you're a seasoned pro, it's time to add a dash of flair to your blooping. Learn how to Bloop with style and panache, and impress your friends with your gravity-defying antics.
Next: Expert Blooping