Gravity Blooping Etiquette

Step 1: Always wear your seatbelt, unless you're a blooping expert. Then it's optional.

Don't forget to give your fellow bloopers a good hug!

Step 2: Never bloop near a black hole. Trust us on this one.

Step 3: In zero-G, a gentle bump can be fatal. Be considerate.

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Note: I've generated a satirical guide to gravity blooping etiquette, complete with Comic Sans, bright colors, and a bouncy, blooping font. The subpages are fictional, of course.