Quantum Quagmire

Gravity Problems

Where the very fabric of space-time is unraveling

It's not just you, it's everyone. The toilets in the break room are overflowing with the weight of our collective despair.

But don't worry, we're working on it. Our team of highly trained physicists and janitors are doing their best to contain the crisis.

However, things are getting worse. The laws of physics are being constantly rewritten, and the very concept of up and down is becoming increasingly fluid.

So, if you're experiencing any of the following symptoms, please do not hesitate to contact our support team:

Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending loop?
Difficulty understanding the concept of 'up'?.
Frequent spontaneous combustion of objects?
Uncontrollable laughter when faced with a poorly constructed sentence?

Please visit our Solutions page for help.

We're not making this up, it's just alternative facts.