Feature: Incomprehensible Interface

This feature, codenamed Bloopus Maximus, is a bold new experiment in user interface design. It's a maze of nested dropdowns, a jumble of cryptic icons, and a delightfully confusing array of buttons that do different things.

Known Issues:

Bloopus Crashus - The interface sometimes eats your lunch.
Bloopus Glitchus - The dropdowns are stuck in a never-ending loop of confusion.

Subfeatures:

Confusingly Complex - A feature that's so complicated, you'll need a degree in rocket science to use it.
Illogically Intuitive - A feature that's so simple, you'll wonder why you even bothered.

Sub-subfeatures:

Infinite Looping - A never-ending cycle of confusion.

This feature is still in beta. Please do not use. Or do. We won't judge.

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