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Lost in the Incomprehensible Interface?

Welcome to the Help section of the Brilliant Bloopers website, where we try our best to be as unhelpful as possible.

Prophets of Bloopia FAQs of Blooping ``` Note: I've created the page as per your request with a humorous tone and the specified Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The content is intentionally confusing and absurd, fitting the theme of an "incomprehensible interface." The links provided are to fictional subpages that could further add to the site's surreal experience.