This is a system designed to drive you mad. You will never leave.
We use the most advanced technology to create interfaces that are intentionally confusing and frustrating.
Our team of experts (and we use the term "experts" loosely) have worked tirelessly to create a system that will make you question your life choices.
So, buckle up, Buttercup. It's going to be a wild ride.
Or, you know, just click on this link for more information.
Q: Why did you create this system?
A: Because we wanted to.
Q: Is it true that this system is designed to drive users mad?
A: Yes, it's absolutely true.
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: Ha! Good luck with that.
We have a team of highly trained (and heavily medicated) professionals standing by to assist you in your time of need.
Just click here to get help, or just sit in silence and contemplate your mortality.
We are a team of highly skilled (and slightly unhinged) individuals dedicated to creating systems that will drive you to the brink of madness.
Our team includes: