Where brilliant ideas go to hide.
Our latest and greatest mistakes:
The Blooping Blunder: A machine that turns your thoughts into sentient, yet annoying, parrots.
The Glitchy Gizmo: A device that converts your emotions into ASCII art, but with 10% chance of causing a system crash.
The Fizzlebot: A robot that generates 99.9% accurate, yet 0.1% hilarious, knock-knock jokes.