Seal Sassy Squad

Home to the most fearless seals in the ocean

Finley The Fearless Morty The Mastermind Sally The Sass Queen

Our squad has been known to have the following stats:

Speed: 90% of the speed of light
Agility: 99% of the agility of a ninja
Swimming skills: 100% of the skills of a pro surfer

Achievements

Won the Golden Fish Award for most sassy seal
Became the first seal to ever ride a unicycle on the high seas
Survived a 5-day-long seaweed wrap party

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