More Blooping: The Unrelenting Assault on Sanity

Are you tired of the usual, boring web experience? Look no further! Here's the latest in Blooping technology: more, but not too much, Blooping.

Features:

• Uncontrollable Blooping
• Inconsequential Blooping
• Unpredictable Blooping

Technical Specifications:

Our More Blooping features include:

• Unrelenting Blooping Frequency: 10x per minute
• Blooping Intensity: Uncontrollable (patent pending)
• Side Effects: Mild to severe existential dread.

Frequently Asked Questions (and some not-so-frequently asked questions)