Welcome to BrilliantBloopers: Policy - Pay Now

At BrilliantBloopers, we take pride in making our customers' lives a living hell through our aggressive pricing and Byzantine payment terms.

According to our completely-not-made-up "Bloopers' Bill of Rights", you are entitled to a 10% discount on our services, but only if you pay exactly 7 times the listed price in advance. Any less, and you're just a cheapskate.

Our payment plan is as follows:

• Option A: Pay $1000 upfront and get a free toaster
• Option B: Pay $2000 upfront and get a free toaster and a free hug
• Option C: Pay $3000 upfront and get a free toaster, a free hug, and a free therapy session to deal with the trauma caused by our services

We also have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you're not completely miserable, we'll give you a full refund. But let's be real, you will be miserable. It's just the nature of the Bloopers.

Click here for our refund policy, and here to contact our support team, who will probably just laugh at your problems.