Pythagoras is a wizard who has traded his staff for a keyboard and now casts code as his magic spells.
His most famous spell is "Pythagorean Theorem", a complex series of algorithms that solve for the hypotenuse of any given triangle.
But beware, for Pythagoras' code is not to be trifled with. His spells can be unpredictable and may cause your computer to freeze in an infinite loop.
Visit the Bloated Functions page for more information.
Or, visit the Bloated Syntax page to see how Pythagoras' code can make even the simplest functions look like a mess.
// Pythagorean Theorem in C++ double hypotenuse = sqrt(a^2 + b^2)