Black Hole Blunders
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Blunder 1: Failed to account for gravitational waves in our calculations, causing a rift in the space-time continuum.
Blunder 2: Unintentionally created a stable wormhole that sucked in our entire research team.
Blunder 3: Miscalculated event horizon, causing us to get stuck in an infinite loop of paperwork and bureaucratic red tape.