Welcome to the most unpredictable, yet somehow still somewhat functional, Sock Department.
We have a wide variety of socks in all shapes and sizes, but be warned: our supply chain is prone to Supply Chain of Doom!
Our most popular sock style is the Random Sock of the Day, a true marvel of modern sock engineering.
But be careful what you wish for, because our socks have been known to have mysterious effects on the human psyche.
Don't say we didn't warn you...