Welcome to Brilliant Bloopers, where the security team is a mess.
We're not just talking about the usual password reset issues and firewall misconfigurations. No, no. We're talking about real security bloopers.
Like the time our CEO's cat, Mr. Whiskers, decided to "reorganize" the server room.
Or the great "password strength meter" debacle, where we replaced all passwords withækjdsfklj.
We're talking late-night pizza parties in the server room, "just one more" code pushes, and the great "who left the coffee on" mystery.
From the time we bought a 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle as a team-building exercise and then realized it was actually a 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle... of our server room.
A blooper is a security-related mishap that's so epic, so legendary, so Brilliant, that it deserves its own entry in our hall of fame.