DeviceDisorder

Advanced Shell Shock

You've reached the pinnacle of device malfunction. Your shell is in a tailspin. Congratulations.

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Symptoms

• Your device is constantly rebooting.
• Your device is spewing error messages like a possessed teenager.
• You've lost all sense of time and space.

Treatment

Consult a professional. Or a wizard. We hear they're good at this sort of thing.

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Disclaimer

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