We're the largest black hole in the galaxy, with a mass so massive, it'll make your head spin. Or not. We're not really sure. Our gravity is so strong, it'll suck you in, but our sense of humor is even stronger, it'll suck you into a vortex of absurdity.
Our black hole has a unique property: it warps the fabric of space-time in ways that are completely unpredictable. One minute you're walking down the street, the next, you're in a world made entirely of cheese. We're not saying it's the end of the world as we know it, but it's definitely the start of a really weird day.