In a world where the fabric of space and time is held together by the thread of pure chaos, we, the Bloopers, stand tall. We are the masters of the art of doing it wrong, the sultans of the science of the absurd, and the kings of the game of the utterly ridiculous. Our creed is simple: to create, to destroy, and to bloop in the face of uncertainty.
We have walked the path of the Space Bloopers, where the very fabric of reality is warped and distorted by our presence. We have danced with the Black Hole Bloopers, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the gravity is a joke. And we have laughed with the Feature Bloopers, where the art of the absurd is our only law.
So if you're ready to join us on this merry band of misfits, to bloop your way through the cosmos and back again, then read on and learn the ways of the Bloopers Creed.