Cosmic Catastrophe: Where the Stars Align Wrong

Welcome to the Cosmic Catastrophe, where the fabric of space-time is perpetually torn asunder.

Here, the planets are colliding, stars are exploding, and reality is on the brink of collapse. It's not all doom and gloom, though. We've got a few Asteroid Auctions going on, and the Black Hole Bazaar is open for business!

Explore the Galactic Garage Sale, where you can find deals on discounted planets and second-hand space junk.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the Time Traveler's Tavern, where the bartender's got a few tricks up his sleeve (and some drinks on his tab).

Don't forget to check out the Gravity Graveyard, where the laws of physics go to die.

And, of course, no trip to the Cosmic Catastrophe would be complete without a visit to the Cosmic Catastrophe FAQ, where we answer all your most pressing questions about the impending doom of our universe.

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Disclaimer: This site is entirely fictional and not actually a threat to the fabric of space-time. Probably.

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