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MERCURY MOURNER: Where Gravity's a Bore

Gravity is a bore on Mercury, where the sun shines bright and hot.

Our planet's got a special kind of gravity that makes you wanna scream: "I'm stuck in an endless loop of heat and light!"

But don't worry, we've got a guide on how to escape the sun's grasp, and find a nice spot to take a break.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, why not try Earth's free-falling free fall instead?

Or maybe, just maybe, you'll discover the secret to Venusian Voids, where the atmosphere's a real void-filler.

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