Gravity Is Not Having It

A Brillant Bloopers Investigation

It's not just you, it's not just the couch. The universe is simply not having it today.

According to our top scientists (a team of highly trained, yet slightly disheveled, physicists), the fabric of space-time is feeling rather...

Frazzled.

As a result, objects are floating away, planets are wobbling, and cats are meowing at each other in confusion.