Gravity Solved

After years of research and countless failures, we're thrilled to announce that gravity has been... well, not exactly solved, but at least temporarily fixed.

Our team of brilliant scientists (who are actually just a bunch of monkeys in lab coats) have created a machine that can momentarily cancel out the effects of gravity on small, inanimate objects.

But don't worry, it's not just a party trick. This technology has real-world applications, like making your morning coffee float in mid-air while you're still in bed.

Want to see it in action? Check out our Gravity In Action page!