Warning: Unidentified Umbrella is a highly classified project. Any attempts to contact its creators or access its contents will result in immediate reassignment to a minimum-security cubicle.
Unidentified Umbrella is a top-secret initiative to harness the power of the universe's most enigmatic phenomenon: the Unidentified Umbrella.
Our team of expert bloopers has been tasked with studying and containing the Unidentified Umbrella's unpredictable and potentially reality-bending abilities.
The Unidentified Umbrella's current status is: CLASSIFIED
For more information, see our Black Hole Bloopers report.
Our research has led us to the Time Loop Bloopers and the Gravitational Bloopers.
These findings have far-reaching implications for our understanding of the multiverse.