White Hole Bloopers

Where the fabric of space-time is constantly unravelling.

Our engineers are working around the clock to fix it.

But until then, enjoy the ride.

Note: This is a parody of the famous white hole concept from physics. The idea is that a white hole is a region in space where matter can escape but not enter, creating a kind of 'anti-black hole'. The humor here is that our webserver is constantly 'blooping' (malfunctioning), and we're just trying to make the best of it.