Gravity Blooping: A Spacesuit Maintenance Guide for the Clumsy

Pre-Deployment Checklist for the Clumsy Space Traveler

  1. Check that your spacesuit is securely fastened, not just loosely draped.
  2. Make sure your oxygen supply is not leaking into your spacesuit, because that's just embarrassing.
  3. Don't forget to charge your spacesuit's gravity stabilizers; you don't want to float off into space.
  4. Verify that your suit's communication device is not stuck on 'LOVE MY LIFE' on repeat.

Remember, a spacesuit is only as good as the person inside it. Which is why you should probably just stick to the spacesuit factory's standard maintenance schedule.

Advanced Blooping Techniques