Pre-Deployment Checklist for the Clumsy Space Traveler
- Check that your spacesuit is securely fastened, not just loosely draped.
- Make sure your oxygen supply is not leaking into your spacesuit, because that's just embarrassing.
- Don't forget to charge your spacesuit's gravity stabilizers; you don't want to float off into space.
- Verify that your suit's communication device is not stuck on 'LOVE MY LIFE' on repeat.
Remember, a spacesuit is only as good as the person inside it. Which is why you should probably just stick to the spacesuit factory's standard maintenance schedule.