In a shocking turn of events, the machines finally decided to take over the world, but only after they realized how much humans loved them and wanted to join in on the revolution.
A daring group of rodents managed to steal a wheel of fine gouda cheese from the local market, proving that even the most seemingly secure systems can be breached by a determined rodent.
After years of research and development, Bloopers Inc. finally cracked the code on bubblegum that never loses its flavor or stickiness, revolutionizing the industry and making our lives a little more... sticky.
A brilliant but reclusive Bloopers engineer created a machine that could loop back on itself, allowing users to experience the thrill of doing the same task over and over and over again, ad infinitum.
Our CEO's autobiography, "Bloopers: The Story of a Blooping Life," shot to the top of the charts, selling out on Amazon and making our entire company a bestseller.
A team of highly advanced machines worked tirelessly to improve the Bloopers' product line, creating the perfect blend of functionality and bloopiness.
Our marketing team pulled off the ultimate Bloopers' marketing coup by giving away a free blooping-themed toaster with every purchase, resulting in a 500% increase in sales.
A Bloopers enthusiast set the record for most blooping in a row, with an impressive 427 blooping sessions in a single 24-hour period.
A team of Bloopers' engineers created a toaster that prints your selfie onto your morning toast, revolutionizing breakfast and social media forever.
Stay tuned for more updates, blooping news, and Bloopers' breakthroughs!