Time Traveler's Dilemma
As an agency employee, you may have noticed that time works differently here. The past, present, and future are not always in order. But don't worry, we have a system in place to keep things running smoothly.
- Don't worry about causality, we've got that covered.
- Our time travelers are highly trained to deal with paradoxes.
- But if you're still confused, just ask HR. They're on top of it.
Now, let's talk about the real issue here:
Free Timey Snacks
As a valued employee, you're entitled to all the free timey snacks you can eat! But don't get too carried away, we don't want any accidents.
Get your Time Traveler's Manual here.