Stuck in a never-ending loop of relativistic confusion, you are.
Time travelers from all corners of the universe have reported encountering a strange, glowing rift in the fabric of space-time.
This rift, colloquially known as the "Quantum Quagmire," is causing temporal paradoxes to multiply like rabbits on a space station farm.
Local authorities are baffled, but Brilliant Bloopers is on the case!
Learn more about the Quantum Quagmire's temporal tangles
Solve some paradoxical puzzles to help us unravel the quagmire