Warning: Time Traveling can be a real pain in the chrono-sphere.
Before embarking on your temporal odyssey, please be aware of the following:
1. Don't eat the cheese. The effects can be... unpredictable.
2. Avoid paradoxes like the plague. They'll ruin your whole timeline.
3. Respect the grandfather clause. Don't mess with your own family tree.
4. Don't blink. You might get stuck in a time loop.
5. Learn to appreciate the present. It's not as dull as it seems.
Now, go forth and time travel wisely, travelers!
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