Preventing Predestinations: A Time Traveler's Guide

Are you tired of going to the same boring old timeline over and over again? Do you want to avoid the inevitable crushing despair of a predestined future? Look no further! Our expert team of time travelers has created this comprehensive guide to help you navigate the treacherous waters of the timestream.

Step 1: Avoid the Timeline Triggers

• Don't talk to any cats. They always seem to know where you've been.
• Never, under any circumstances, eat the blue food. It's a trap.
• Steer clear of any suspiciously large groups of people in trench coats.

Step 2: Use Time-Traveler's Alibis

• Blame your mistakes on the cat. They're always happy to take the fall for you.
• Claim you were abducted by aliens. It's a classic.
• Say you were on a spiritual retreat. People love that one.

Remember, the key to preventing predestinations is to stay one step ahead of the timestream. Stay vigilant, stay adaptable, and always keep a good alibi.

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