It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a time traveler in possession of a functioning time machine, must be in want of a decent paradox to solve.
And so it was, that the great Bloopers' Quantum Paradox befuddled the minds of the Bloopers' finest physicists.
You see, it all started when Bloopers the Great, our intrepid hero, traveled back in time to the year 3000 and met his future self.