Congratulations, temporal tourist! You've stumbled upon the ultimate guide to escaping the pitfalls of time travel.
As a renowned Temporal Escape Artist, I've spent eons perfecting the art of navigating the space-time continuum. And now, I'm here to share my expertise with you.
Learn Time Dilation Techniques to slow down or speed up your journey through time.
But be warned, time travel is a serious business. Don't say I didn't warn you about the Causality Loops.
So, are you ready to join the ranks of the world's greatest temporal escape artists? Let's enroll you in the Time Traveler's Training Academy!