Time Loop Theory - A Brilliant Bloopers Feature

Time Loop Theory Explained by a Genius (Sort Of)

According to our brilliant (but slightly unhinged) team of experts, time is just a loop.

Think of it like this: you wake up, eat your breakfast, go to work, come home, eat dinner, sleep, and then... repeat.

It's like Groundhog Day, but without the charm and wit of Bill Murray.

But What's the Solution?

Blooperific Solutions

• Loops Within Loops: A Recursive Nightmare
• Lost in the Loop - A Time Traveler's Guide
• The Loop of the Century: A Time Loop Theory

			// Time Loop Theory in 10 lines of code
			// (Don't try this at home, kids)
			// Seriously, don't.
			// We're not even kidding.
			// This will drive you mad.
			// Trust us.
			// We're experts.
			function loopify() {
				while (true) {
					print("WAKE UP, SLEEP, WAKE UP, SLEEP...");
				}
			}
		

So, there you have it. Time Loop Theory in all its glory. Don't try this at home, kids.